“To Lie About Why Your Child Is Absent, Press 1”

Apparently, this is a real answering machine message for a school in Australia. Even if it’s not authentic, the concept itself makes it funny enough to share. Enjoy.



Hilarious School Answering Machine
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Edited to add: Definitely not true, according to Snopes, but I’ll bet a lot of teachers wish it were true. Still funny, though.