- Read an interesting blog post.
- Think to self, “That was an interesting blog post!”
- Think to self, “I should comment on that interesting blog post.”
- Click on “Comment” button. Wait a microsecond for the comment box to open.
- Stare at blank comment box for 5 seconds.
- Think to self, “So. Well. What to say.”
- Stare at blank comment box for 10 seconds.
- Think to self, “Good blog commenters say insightful things. Say something insightful!”
- Stare at blank comment box for 30 seconds.
- Start typing something that aims for “insightful.” Type two or three sentences. Add a fourth for good measure.
- Reread insightful blog comment. Momentarily think, “What an insightful comment!”
- Reread insightful blog comment. Realize it’s not insightful. Realize it’s inane.
- Backspace to delete two of the four sentences
- You’re setting the bar too high. If you need a reality check, read the comments on any YouTube video or Yahoo article. These people don’t spend time concerned with whether their comment is “witty” or “insightful” or “makes sense.” Seriously, you are in the top ten percent of commenters merely by paying minimal attention to basic spelling and verb/noun agreement.
- You’re over-thinking your comments. We know this social media stuff, but can make the wrong leaps to how comments help in the process. It’s not like someone will read your witty, insightful comment and give you a book deal. It’s more like being at a book event and you’re talking to this woman about how much you like zombies, and she asks what you do, and you say you write picture books, and she says that she was at this session earlier where the editor was talking about the sad lack of zombie picture books. Score! And all this from your witty, insightful comment “Great necklace! I love zombie jewelry too!”
- You’re reading blog posts like articles. This is understandable, because they are articles, but they are also conversations. A comment isn’t crafting a letter to the editor. It’s closer to your response after listening to someone excitedly tell you about this great novel they just read. After they finish talking, would you simply walk away? No, you’d say something like, “I’ll have to find that book, especially because I love zombie romance stories,” and you wouldn’t worry that you weren’t adding enough value to the conversation. Other times you’d have more to say. Who knows? You might even be witty and insightful about it. But it’s not a requirement.
From the 100+ Comment Club, the winner is...
- Amy of The Poem Farm, who will receive the 2011 Girls Rock YA Collection of The Running Dream, by Wendelin Van Draanen; Daughter of Xanadu, by Dori Jones Yang; and Timeless, by Alexandra Monir. Books provided by Random House, sent by me.
- Katie of Secrets & Sharing Soda, who wins Life, Liberty, and Pursuit, by Susan Quinn — donated and signed by the author.
- Deb of Annie and Aunt, who wins Hot Issues, Cool Choices: Facing Bullies, Peer Pressure, Popularity, and Put-Downs, by Sandy Humphrey — donated and signed by the author.
- Sherry of Semicolon, who wins Herbert’s Wormhole, by Peter Nelson and Rohitash Rao — donated and sent by Lee Wind.
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