So, now Nonfiction Monday meets my warped mind. I offer some true-to-life, non-ironic sentences uttered this weekend. Nonfictional, as it were.
- “Well, now we know how many dead bodies fit in a Mini.”
- “I threw you under the bus.” “Oh, thank God.”
- “I couldn’t answer the phone!!!” “I know, but it’s an emergency!!! I can’t get the DVD player to work!!!”
- “Omigod! It’s two o’clock in the morning. You have got to stop talking!”
- Thump. Thump-Thump. “Wahhhhhhhhh! Help! I’m stuck! Wahhhhhhhh!”