I hate working on Saturdays, because I hate leaving my family home while I work. Makes me bitter.
I hate indoor pools, because they are noisy and the smell of chlorine makes me crazy.
And today I get to do both of those things one right after the other for one big ball of hate.
The only thing making the day tolerable is wearing my new I’M A NOUN! shirt to work even, because what were they going to say? The other thing that brought a small smile to my face was the headline of this article:
Word order. It matters.