105 Ways to Give a Book

Either/Or Meme

I took this meme from Journey Woman because I just liked it. It reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those that are good in math, and those that aren’t.

Get it? Well, here’s the meme breaking down everything that is essential about a person into either/or.

Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburger, no doubt.

A kiss underneath the stars on a clear night, or in the rain?
Stars. I don’t think people who constanly suffer raindrops on their glasses can ever really love the rain.

A snowy morning or a warm afternoon?
Warm afternoon, preferably reading. Though I also love quiet snowy mornings, but in the DC area we get maybe three a year.

Hot chocolate or coffee?
Coffee. I drink one cup — and only one cup — every morning.

Email or a phone call?
Phone call. I LOVE to talk.

A limo or a VW Bug?
VW Bug — or if I could make the slightest change, my 1974 Karmann Ghia back (it’s a VW bug squished down).

A Long Island iced tea or a martini?
Long Island iced tea. Bring on the tipsy!

A book or a movie?
I generally pick a book over watching a movie at home. But, I’d pick watching a decent movie in a theater over a book. I don’t go to the movies as much as I’d like, given babysitting limitations and the price of tickets, but I also LOVE seeing a movie in a theater.

Tea or soda?
Soda. I hate tea.

An axe murderer for a friend, or a clown?
A clown, as I suspect that under the makeup, there’s a darker humor brewing.

A peaceful lake or a restless ocean?
No question, the ocean. In fact, this is how I divide my husband’s family “type” from mine. They’re lake people. We’re beach people.

A singular best friend or many acquaintances?
Many acquaintances, because I like different people for different reasons, so I can’t imagine one person would fill my conversation needs.

A job as a burger-flipper for McDonald’s, or as a stunt woman?
Burger flipper, because I am not very brave and could use the burger-flipping time to write my novel.

A dog or a cat?
Cat. I’m not fond of dogs in general.

I’m not going to tag anybody, as I was not tagged myself, but you’re welcome to do it yourself. Or add on to it in the comments if you want.

4 comments:

Michele said...

Being an ex-programmer, I prefer the joke:

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't...

A joke that will only make sense if you know binary...

Nancy said...

Nicely done MR. You didn't want to take on my added questions, huh?

Michele, I like that!

Moxie Mom said...

Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburger. The thought of a hot dog makes me gag

A kiss underneath the stars on a clear night, or in the rain?
Stars. I ahve to agree with rain and glasses. Sucks

A snowy morning or a warm afternoon?
Warm afternoon since we don't get many here.

Hot chocolate or coffee?
Personally, both, together.

Email or a phone call?
Phone call. We don't get many so I feel like I won the lottery when it's a real person.

A limo or a VW Bug?
VW Bug although I've never been in one.

A Long Island iced tea or a martini?
Anything without Vodka please

A book or a movie?
Movie, movie, movie

Tea or soda?
Soda> Tea tastes like dirty water

An axe murderer for a friend, or a clown?
Axe murderer. I know the friend and just who he would sick them on.

A peaceful lake or a restless ocean?
I like the ocean. But I am not really a beach person. Ridiculous, I know.

A singular best friend or many acquaintances?
Singular friend who isn't my husband.

A job as a burger-flipper for McDonald’s, or as a stunt woman?
Totally Stunt Woman! rock on

A dog or a cat?
Can't choose. Need both.

Kelly said...

Hi MR: I copied Moxie mom's list, so some answers are the same.

Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburger.

A kiss underneath the stars on a clear night, or in the rain?
Rain. I LOVE rain. Contact-lens wearer.

A snowy morning or a warm afternoon?
Warm afternoon. Snow is highly overrated.

Hot chocolate or coffee?
Coffee. All day long.

Email or a phone call?
Email. I don't like to talk on the phone much.

A limo or a VW Bug?
VW Bug although I've never been in one. (same)

A Long Island iced tea or a martini?
Martini

A book or a movie?
book

Tea or soda?
Tea. Iced and hot. I hate soda. Sugared is way too sweet, diet toxic.

An axe murderer for a friend, or a clown?
Not chosing. I fear them both.

A peaceful lake or a restless ocean?
Ocean for sure.
A singular best friend or many acquaintances?
Singular friend who isn't my husband. (I agree with Moxie's response here!)

A job as a burger-flipper for McDonald’s, or as a stunt woman?
Stunt woman. More time to work on the novel here than at McDs, MR!!

A dog or a cat?
Cat. Scared of dogs, big time.