I took this meme from Journey Woman because I just liked it. It reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those that are good in math, and those that aren’t.
Get it? Well, here’s the meme breaking down everything that is essential about a person into either/or.
Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburger, no doubt.
A kiss underneath the stars on a clear night, or in the rain?
Stars. I don’t think people who constanly suffer raindrops on their glasses can ever really love the rain.
A snowy morning or a warm afternoon?
Warm afternoon, preferably reading. Though I also love quiet snowy mornings, but in the DC area we get maybe three a year.
Hot chocolate or coffee?
Coffee. I drink one cup and only one cup every morning.
Email or a phone call?
Phone call. I LOVE to talk.
A limo or a VW Bug?
VW Bug or if I could make the slightest change, my 1974 Karmann Ghia back (it’s a VW bug squished down).
A Long Island iced tea or a martini?
Long Island iced tea. Bring on the tipsy!
A book or a movie?
I generally pick a book over watching a movie at home. But, I’d pick watching a decent movie in a theater over a book. I don’t go to the movies as much as I’d like, given babysitting limitations and the price of tickets, but I also LOVE seeing a movie in a theater.
Tea or soda?
Soda. I hate tea.
An axe murderer for a friend, or a clown?
A clown, as I suspect that under the makeup, there’s a darker humor brewing.
A peaceful lake or a restless ocean?
No question, the ocean. In fact, this is how I divide my husband’s family “type” from mine. They’re lake people. We’re beach people.
A singular best friend or many acquaintances?
Many acquaintances, because I like different people for different reasons, so I can’t imagine one person would fill my conversation needs.
A job as a burger-flipper for McDonald’s, or as a stunt woman?
Burger flipper, because I am not very brave and could use the burger-flipping time to write my novel.
A dog or a cat?
Cat. I’m not fond of dogs in general.
I’m not going to tag anybody, as I was not tagged myself, but you’re welcome to do it yourself. Or add on to it in the comments if you want.